"Sandra-isms"
Sandra, in case you don`t know, is my ever loving, ever suffering, devoted wife.
One of her characteristics is an uncanny ability to mix up
words,transpose letters and to sometimes just say something totally
hilarious, and often not know she has done it.
I have been toying with the idea of writing them down with the intention of one day creating a book,
but in the mean-time, here are a few I can remember.
Tistin Jumberfake - well known pop singer
Smasual but Cart - a style of dressing
Poppy Toffcorn - A snack often consumed at the Cinema
Girley Whig
- A rotary airer for your washing
MSP Player
- for listening to music files on
the go
Chit Chat Kunky - A popular chocolate / biscuit bar.
Epi-coscol - A type of Church
My Dead Chemicals - An Emo Band
Dicker of Vibley - Religious Comedy
Willy Holliby - As seen on Dancing on Ice
Cup-Icks - Hick-ups
Fruity as a Loopcack - Not right in the head !
Cower Put - When all the lights go out
Cock-porn - Snack food for the Cinema
Tree Fleatment - To keep the beesties off the cat !
Deed Spi-al - Used to phone someone quickly.